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Ted Lassos Famous Biscuits Recipe

Ted Lasso’s Famous Biscuits Recipe


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  • Total Time: 1 hour
  • Yield: 18 1x

Description

Indulgent Ted Lasso biscuits whisper sweet British charm straight from AFC Richmond’s kitchen. Buttery, crumbly shortbread squares combine simple ingredients with Roy Kent’s no-nonsense precision, promising pure comfort you’ll savor with each delightful bite.


Ingredients

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Dry Ingredients:

  • 2 cups (284 grams) all-purpose flour
  • ⅔ cup (132 grams) granulated sugar, plus more for sprinkling
  • ¾ teaspoon (5 grams) kosher salt or sea salt

Fat Ingredients:

  • 1 cup (227 grams) unsalted butter, softened to 65 to 67 degrees Fahrenheit (18 to 19 degrees Celsius)

Flavor Enhancers:

  • 1 teaspoon (5 milliliters) vanilla extract

Special Equipment:

  • Stand Mixer
  • Cooling Rack
  • Pink Pastry Box
  • 8-Inch Square Cake Pan

Instructions

  1. Prepare the baking environment by warming the oven to 325°F (165°C) and carefully line an 8×8-inch baking pan with parchment paper, ensuring a 1-inch overhang for easy removal.
  2. In a mixing bowl, combine softened butter, granulated sugar, pure vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt. Utilize an electric mixer on low speed to incorporate ingredients, then gradually increase to medium speed until the mixture transforms into a smooth, creamy consistency.
  3. Gently introduce all-purpose flour into the butter mixture, mixing on low speed until the dough develops a crumbly texture. Exercise caution to prevent overmixing, which could compromise the delicate structure.
  4. Transfer the fragile dough into the prepared pan, using a spatula to distribute it evenly across the surface. Apply gentle pressure to create a uniform layer, then cover with plastic wrap to smooth the top.
  5. Using a fork, meticulously create uniform perforations across the dough’s surface to ensure even baking and classic shortbread appearance.
  6. Refrigerate the prepared dough for precisely 30 minutes, allowing the butter to solidify and enhance the biscuits’ signature texture.
  7. Place the chilled pan into the preheated oven and bake for 30-35 minutes, monitoring until the edges transform into a beautiful golden-brown color.
  8. Immediately after removing from the oven, allow the biscuits to rest for 5 minutes, then carefully slice into rectangular portions while still warm.
  9. permit the biscuits to cool completely within the pan, then extract them using the parchment paper overhang, revealing perfectly crafted shortbread treats.

Notes

  • These buttery delights come straight from the heartwarming world of Ted Lasso’s coaching kitchen.
  • Precise preparation transforms simple ingredients into melt-in-your-mouth shortbread that Rebecca would secretly adore.
  • Chilling the dough ensures a tender, crumbly texture that breaks perfectly into delicate rectangles.
  • Fork marks aren’t just decorative but help the biscuits bake evenly and create that classic shortbread look.
  • Patience during cooling allows the biscuits to set properly, developing their signature crisp yet delicate structure.
  • Prep Time: 30 minutes
  • Cook Time: 30 minutes
  • Category: Desserts, Snacks
  • Method: Baking
  • Cuisine: British

Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 18
  • Calories: 486 kcal
  • Sugar: 19g
  • Sodium: 118mg
  • Fat: 28g
  • Saturated Fat: 17g
  • Unsaturated Fat: 11g
  • Trans Fat: 0g
  • Carbohydrates: 52g
  • Fiber: <1g
  • Protein: <1g
  • Cholesterol: 81mg